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| This aggression will not stand, man. | | |
| Long time no see, man. So, I was watching The Big Lebowski on Comedy Central and it was on the scene where Walter was smashing up what he thought was Larry's car... and of course it's basic cable so they have to edit out the cuss words... I was waiting to hear what they would dub over it. And what I heard was the funniest thing I've ever heard. He said something different almost every time but two phrases I distinctly remember were "Do you see what happens Larry?! Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?!" and the other I beleive he said "Do you see what happens, Larry, when you feed a stranger scrambled eggs!?" Now that's some good shit. Well I'm out for a while. Later. | | |
| I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in. | | |
| Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabozoz, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.
- R.I.P. Donny - | | |
| Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
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